July 9th, 2002

Rock me Amdeus.

I mean it, if Falco wasn't so dead, we'd rock out. I know German, it'd be cool.

Wellsir, I launch another site, that may be destined to die due to my apathy and neglect. To go in the junkyard that includes many-a sites. Heck, everytime I see another teenager's awful site that I hate, It burns me up inside that I could do so much better, and they got seen as the expert.

Jake Prybill, seventh grade, we might have been chums in another universe, if he wasn't one of those 'gotta one-up you' nerd. He, with the schools resident webcam and mac-based gif animation doodads, makes himself a 15 second long, 2 FPS, lego stop-motion video.

Oh, how it blew. But anyways...

He got in the St. Paul newspaper, schoolwide fame for being a computer genius, and the like.

This kid told me he had a 600,000 MHz computer and about how he knew all the cheat codes for Team Fortress. What dunce. But hey...

I too may be a one-upping nerd jerk, but I am me, and he is him. All his jerkiness was directed at me and everyone else, and mine to the rest of the world. I'm not in a position to complain about my jerkiness, everyone else is; but I am in a position to be a hypocrite and complain about him. And I think I will.

And I suppose I did.

Anywho, I just need some motivation and dedication to do these sorts of things, and keep them up to date.

And rub it in less talented cretins' faces.

But then I'd be the one upping nerd guy thing again. I ought to just be satisfied with passively letting my talents (if any) known. If I had a freaking time machine, I'd fix that problem, but I still can't get past the flux-capacitor paradox-drive system yet, so I will continue to be a jerk in past presents.

Now that I have steaming over stuff from three years ago over, I should get back to the the point.

This portion of the site will operate somewhat like a web journal (but with less eventful updates, unlike Adams and Nathan's), and hopefully the rest of the site will fill up magically with hilarious and meaningful content. Hot Damn!

Also, I decided that my frustrated rambling wouldn't liven up the front page enough, so I added the magical and enigmatic tagboard. Unlike conventional forums, you don't need to sign up for it, therefore reducing the ammount of Asian underage hardcore porno mail you get in your otherwise immaculate inbox.

Until next time, check you later. I like getting e-mail, so send me some pity-letters, whydoncha? Also money. God, how I love money.

-Alex Fucking Nee