MARCH 4TH, 2003

Another fine day on the internet.

And another eye-sore emerges from an idle, pasty white man for his own amusement. So: AHHAHHAHAHAHA!

Alright. That is over with.

I thought with this design I'd go back to my roots. Which invloves MS Paint and ripping off Jeffk. Yes, it hurts my eyes too. And yes, I don't like you and that is why I am doing it.

Speaking of things that hurt but I like doing it: The War! I don't know why it's such a big deal. I think I've seen all this shit before. We go in, bomb them to the stone age, set up a government there, and everything is the same after that. Real wars happen 50 years ago or in small asian/african nations. The rich white people will win again like they have been for the past 800 years. Don't worry about it.

So, get your war on!

And now, some mad MS paint action:

One-man army paradrop to kill bad guys! Yeah! USA all the way!

Coming soon to random impoverished islamic nations! Kapow!

-TOTALLY ALEX!